SANTAS WORKSHOP, North Pole – The Book of Rah author Niklas “Ace” Ekman announced today that he quits his job as Union representative at Santa’s Workshop to release his new project. The Book of Rah is a dark comedy collection of stories, quotes that are straight to *** and words of no wisdom.

“This is the greatest book that you’ve never read. It has an extremely dark sense of humor, so if you still got your v******** you’ll definitely lose it reading this book.” Said Ace, self-proclaimed CMA of The Book of Rah.

What to expect from The Book of Rah

Reading is supposed to provide you with an experience, exercising your mind, bringing forth emotions and challenging your perspectives. Good books treat you to that special thrill where you can’t stop turning the pages until you're suddenly at the end.

“Reading this book is like doing *** in an ocean of milk and cotton candy. It will have you confused, then intrigued, then in shock, then you’ll laugh, then you'll feel a little dirty, then you might grab a drink, then it’s right back to confused again and then you repeat it for 140 pages. Also, the book is 50% based on true stories and 40% actually true stories, I’ll leave the guessing of what’s what up to you.”

The book promises to teach you how to win and lose 10,000 dollars in 24hrs on ***, the do’s and don’ts of buying *** in Mexico, what to do if you wake up with three penguins in your bedroom and many other ridiculous notions. With the promise that 90% of the book has some shape of truth to it, we hope that the Ace won 10,000 dollars, spent it on coke, did it all and woke up with three penguins.

Excerpts from the Book

Here are two of the nicer quotes from the book:

"Monty being *** frustrated: All I wanted was to relive New Year's eve; the cheery cake flavored vodka and that *** that *** me. Now I'm just going to *** myself to sleep using my tears later.”

“Ace on family relations: This family gathering is going to be sick! I'm going to drink my *** under the table and leave him there, like he did to me...when I was ten...at an IHOP...Retribution ***!”

Bringing the book to Kickstarter

“Who wants to buy an island filled with ancient treasures and endless tropical cocktails if nobody's ever been to the island, does it even exist? Yes it does, it's called The Book of Rah and it's now live on Kickstarter.com at: http://kck.st/1Pdk0ed

Let’s do a quick summary of the campaign:

The video - The campaign video starts with the author opening a bottle of champagne with a knife, and then it’s all downhill from there.

How about the rewards? – The author promises to whisper your name in the ear of a baby sloth the next time he kidnaps one from the zoo. How much do you have to pledge for that? 1 dollar.

Reasons to buy the book – "Because reading this book is like drinking yourself into oblivion but not having a hangover the next day."


Risk and challenges - When talking about risks and challenges Ace states: “Let's just be honest, I can't even handle my mom complaining about me not having a girlfriend. The only kind of handle that I can handle is the one that I blend with strawberry daiquiri mixer at max on my Ninja Ultima.”

For more information, visit www.thebookofrah.com and follow @BookofRah.

CMA: Niklas “Ace” Ekman: 561-339-6346: [email protected]