MEGAN FOX’S 5 CRAZIEST QUOTES


Posted February 27, 2012 by nicksimons

Most teenagers would take being cast like a popular girl who terrorizes Lindsay Lohan in Confessions of the Teenage Drama Queen as a sign how they may be style of hot.

 
However, inside the March issue of MIAMI Magazine, Megan Fox says that when she was younger she had no inkling that in a few short years she'd receive considered one of Hollywood's highest honors: The title of FHM's Sexiest Woman on earth.

"I have never been the gorgeous girl," Fox, 25, tells playboy magazine, adding that like a teen she was "abrasive" and "obnoxious."
Fox explains that although maturing she did not have mainstream interests and felt as being a "loner," raising the chance that there could possibly be some photos going swimming of Fox dolled up within a Princess Leia bikini.

1) In June 2007, Fox told FHM: “I’m horrible to call home with. I don’t clean. My clothes turn out wherever I remove them. I forget to purge the bathroom. Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.'” If you're preparing for shacking track of Fox, ensure you can pay for a (non-judgmental) maid.

2) And you should also have to maintain stocks of Glade. In October 2008 Fox quipped to GQ, “If you take in Chinese food, your farts emerge like Chinese food. To eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like-you can smell the warmth from the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, i have no idea why.”

3) Fox is at risk from pot-induced rambling it does not sound quite as deep if you're in the sober state. Here's a sample from Esquire: “Ok, well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is basically about. Twelfth grade Musical is approximately this gang of boys that are all being molested because of the basketball coach, who will be Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about the subject struggling to handle this molestation. And they've these little girlfriends, who will be their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You should get stoned to watch it."

4) As Fox explained about the red carpet with the Golden Globes during the past year, she looks exactly like Alan Alda. "I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I am a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I'm so horrified that I’m here, and embarrassed. I'm scared." Get ready for sexy time to start resembling an M*A*S*H porn parody.

5) Reported by Rolling Stone, her vagina may use a Jason mask and jump out of your closet using a chainsaw: "[My secret is] a robust, confident vagina. The male is fearful of vaginas. [A woman is biggest when she is] completely in command of her sexuality."

Not surprisingly, by all accounts Fox is happily married to Brian Austin Green, and then there's pretty much absolutely no way that she'll be connecting which has a random fan. So for the moment, feel free to help keep enjoying your Alan Alda-free Megan Fox fantasies.

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Last Updated February 27, 2012