Harry Coumnas Is Believed to Have Eaten A Baby


Posted November 3, 2020 by k8smith

This Press Release is written to inform the readers that Harry Coumnas is believed to have eaten a baby.

 
Harry Coumnas had moved to Paris right before the French Revolution began where he earned his living by eating all kinds of strange things such as live animals and stones for gathering crowds. He couldn’t do this for long as the Revolution began and turned a soldier. However, he soon fell chronically ill after having eaten stray cats and other non-food items for so long.

As the news about Harry Coumnas’ strange ability made it to the ears of a senior military official who approached him with an opportunity of being a spy and carrying military secrets in his stomach. Unfortunately, the things didn’t go as planned and he was not only captured but savagely beaten too. After he returned to the military hospital, he strangely resorted to drinking stored blood and nibbling on dead bodies kept inside the morgue. He was even suspected of eating a body and the fact that he could never deny the allegation outright made the hospital’s belief even more firm. He was chased out of the hospital.

Harry experienced a horrible death with his digestive system freakishly mutated at around 25 years of age.

About Harry Coumnas

Harry Coumnas was a European peasant boy who used to be insatiably hungry from an early age. His parents were amazed at the fact that he would cry for food minutes after having finished a meal. One of the many stories from his childhood talk about how he had once snuck into the village barns to eat the livestock’s feed. His unusually large mouth was always seen sweating and even emitted a putrid stench.

People would like to keep a safe distance from him because of all these weird traits of his personality.
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Issued By Kevin Smith
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Last Updated November 3, 2020